Swag

WWJWD bearded jesus fish patch 2" tall x 3" wide    

Two sided t shirts that feature the limited SOE/ STRIDER colab knife and a typhon cock. Printed on both sides   P Printed on Next Level Apparel shi...

All seeing Cock Eye Tshirt

Thanks to Senate Bill 270 (2014), plastic grocery bags are now illegal in California. (now many other states as well). So no shit there we were, ...

Peltor makes a great set of ear protection, but lets face it, that strap gets uncomfortable after a few hours on the range doing drills. That's whe...

New patch wall hanger.18x24 multicamblack 1" rolled over border. Pals strip with slots large enough to run cock tail thru and hold challenge coins.

 Multicam Black W/ glossy Red Vinyl cock patches       All are 2.5" x 2.5"   Hook velcro on back.          

The S.O.E./Aklys BOOMShot 40mm shot Glass. Guaranteed to survive taking you from zero to hero no matter the field of battle. Made in the USA.   Ano...

Flamed titanium cocklet bottle opener.   USE NO DISCOUNT CODE.

Limited run. Real flexfit ball cap with embroidered Greek SOE on the front and MITMFUS on the back.   Show your support for the family you belong to.

High grade leather Pint glass coozie embossed with our round MITMFUSA logo. Nice heavy red cord stitching sets them off and really gives them that ...

High grade leather beer coozie embossed with our round MITMFUSA logo. Nice heavy red cord stitching sets them off and really gives them that classy...

Genuine Zippo lighters. Laser engraved with SOE logos.

full titanium Cockoflaged Key-Bar. full titanium with titanium pocket clips that have been nitro coated then the pattern was lasered on.  

Limited run. Real Snapback adjustable ball cap with embroidered combat cock on front.

Limited run. Real flexfit ball cap with embroidered combat cock on front.

Work Hard, Play Harder  3.5" round  

Will hold generic poof brand or nerf brand foam football.

Versace of velcro.   GOLD foil thread 3.5" woven patch    

Making More Hater One Cock At A Time 3.5" round woven patch    

We asked Smith & Bradley to make us some watches. They did a brilliant job. Available is all black or brushed stainless case. ' All of the whit...

Bobafet/SOE beanie PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Red Storm Trooper PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Versace of velcro.    3.5" pvc patch    

Making More Hater One Cock At A Time 3.5" round PVC    

Sebastian "Baby Head" Party cock patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Eric "Smiley" man patch  4" tall x 2.25 wide

Heather says "These Hoes Ain't Loyal" patch.  3.5"    

32 Ounce S.O.E. Logo  sport bottle  

Charlatan Tactical ranger tab 1.5" tall x 3" wide. Velcro backed  

Our very own Tactical Poblo. SOE logo on his beanie and shirts and the box reads American made baddassery.  4" tall x 2.25 wide. Velcro backed.  

Go fart on a dick from fart on dicks nick.Off fellow.  3" wide x 2" tall  

 glow in the dark cock patch   1.25" x 1.25"    

Jesus approves 3.25" tall x 5.00" wide    

Lance's mom says no cussing 3.25" tall x 2.75" wide    

Work Hard, Play Harder  3.5" round  

Pantie dropper woven patch.  3" round  Oh, your wearing SOE? Well, I wont be needing these then.

 This Is My Cock and I Can Stick It Where I Want.   These are regular style t-shirt. The Cock logo and the front and the back are hot pink though t...

Shipping ninja woven velcro backed patch.    3" tall x 2" wide   SOE logo over right titty.

Rubber type material with a velcro backing to attach any place you have velcro. With a careful hand and a razor blade you can easily slice the stit...

This Beer Coozie includes padded insulation. PALS on the outside to attach to gear and just look badass covering your beer or soda can. Velcro to a...

For sniveling little bitches with hurt pussies. SOE hurt your feelings? But you a closet fan still? Now you can cry yourself to sleep with your own...

 These are not your normal black combat cocks. These cocks are much larger. The Big Black cocks are a bigger version of our Combat Cocks. The comba...

Keep Calm and Grab Your Cock. Unless you don't have a cock then grab someone else's cock who you like. These t-shirts are mans sizes so If you gal...

 SOE Combat Cock T-shirt. Where do you stick you cock? 

 This Is My Cock and I Can Stick It Where I Want.   These are Women's size babydoll style shirt. The Cock logo and the front and the back are hot p...

 The sticker on this page are ran in very small number and are a higher quality than the other we offer at a lower price point. They are run in muc...

 We make these in 12" x 12", 16" x 16", and 18" x 18". We offer them with the pillow inside or just the cover and you can provide you own pillow in...