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  • Freeze Dried Skittles

    $12.00

    8oz  Comes in the same size bag as our Gummy Bears. Crunchy Instead of Chewy! Even more Flavor than Regular Skittles! In the freeze drying process,...

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    $12.00
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  • Mando Helmet Patch

    $10.00

    4.5x 3.5

    $10.00
  • Mando-Cock Patch

    $10.00

    2.5x 3.5

    $10.00
  • Baby Yoda Cock Patch

    $10.00

    2.5 x 3.5

    $10.00
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    Baby Yoda Patch

    $10.00

    3.5x 3.5

    $10.00
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  • Baby Yoda Lightweight Hoodie

    $45.00

    Red, Royal blue or Tiffany on inside of hood too

    $45.00
  • A10 Wort Hog Combat Cock Patch

    $10.00

    Cock Hog  3.5"x5" Velcro Backed

    $10.00
  • Grinch Cock Patch

    $10.00

    Merry Grinchmas!

    $10.00
  • The Virus Cock Patch

    $10.00

    virus cock velcro backed patch

    $10.00
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    SBR Flag T Shirt

    $25.00

    SBR Flag T Shirts

    $25.00
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  • Grinch Cock T shirt

    $25.00

    Merry Grinchmas!

    $25.00
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    Baby Yoda T Shirt

    $25.00

    This is the way Baby Yoda wearing a stacked micro rig holding a combat cock

    $25.00
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  • Gummy Bear Patch

    $10.00

    Red, Royal Blue, Toxic Green, Pink, Tiff Blue each wearing their own micro rig

    $10.00
  • Acockalypse Now T Shirt

    $25.00

    Acockalypse now

    $25.00
  • Gummy Bear T Shirt

    $25.00

    Dont be a dummy, eat SOE gummies

    $25.00
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    FreeKey Slim System

    $7.00

    This award winning key ring saves fingernails and simplifies the daily task of carrying keys. Designed in Sweden and manufactured in the USA from ...

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    $7.00
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  • Matchcap XL

    $34.00

    *DOES NOT COME WITH MATCHES* The MATCHCAP XL™ is a nearly indestructible waterproof match case for storing matches and other survival gear.  An int...

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    $34.00
  • NanoStriker XL

    $30.00

    Striking Tool The nanoSTRIKER XL™ includes a stainless steel and tungsten carbide striker that will outlast even the fiercest of fire-craftsman...

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    $30.00
  • Purge T Shirt

    $25.00

    red blue or toxic

    $25.00
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    Biden Crack Pipe Patch

    $10.00

    biden crack pipe patch

    $10.00
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    Halloween/ Day of the Dead Lined Grocery Bag

    $55.00

    Black bag with Orange or Red Handles, Day of the Dead liner Lined Grocery Bag

    $55.00
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  • Biden Harris T Shirt

    $25.00

    Hunter's Crack Pipe T Shirt

    $25.00
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    UCO Titan Stormproof Match Kit™

    $10.00

      The Titan Stormproof Matches are amazing.  Simply put, if you need to start a fire and it's rainy, windy and you have a less than optimal fuel so...

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    $10.00
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  • LUX-PRO Tac Pen 1040 LED Flashlight

    $10.00

      The LUX-PRO Tac Pen LED Flashlight (LP1040C) is an 85-lumen compact pocket sized torch light. "Compact" really means compact, spanning half an in...

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    $10.00
  • Ultimate Survival Card Pack

    $45.00

    The READYMAN Ultimate Survival Card Pack Combines 4 of our most popular cards into a 4 pack. They're no bigger than the size of a credit card, so ...

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    $45.00
  • Controversy Blend Bundle

    $50.00

    This bundle is available for a limited time only! Get in on it now Controversy T Shirt 1 pound custom SOE Coffee Beans (Dark roast, smooth profile,...

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    $50.00
  • Leisure Comfort Face Mask

    $30.00

    We know you aren't a maskateer but you need groceries ! In these times when masks are required for daily activities in most places, and we all kno...

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    $30.00
  • SOE Looter T Shirt

    $25.00

    Dont be a litterbug pick up your brass

    $25.00
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  • SOE Arrow T Shirt

    $25.00

    Red, Blue or toxic

    $25.00
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    SOE CockSauce

    $14.00

    4oz bottle 70%  alcohol  liquid hand sanitizer French Lavender, Aloe Vera and Lemon Grass to keep from drying out skin.  NOT FOR INTERNAL USE! Th...

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    $14.00
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  • S2020 T Shirt

    $25.00

    Red, Royal Blue or Toxic Green

    $25.00
  • SOE Union 503 T Shirt

    $25.00

    essential worker union 503 red, royal blue or toxic green

    $25.00
  • 3" Gas Mask Sticker

    $5.00

    3"x3" Green or Blue

    $5.00
  • 4" Gas Mask Sticker

    $5.00

    4"x4" sticker

    $5.00
  • Gas Mask Patch

    $10.00

    4"x4"

    $10.00
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    $25.00
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  • MITMFUSA 8" Sticker

    $15.00

    MITMFUSA Round Logo 8" sticker   Want a smaller one? For 3" version click here!

    $15.00
  • black MITMFUSA 3" Sticker

    $5.00

    MITMFUSA Round Logo 3" sticker   Want a bigger one? For 8" version click here!

    $5.00
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    SOE 6 foot T Shirt

    $25.00

    6 foot rule. Social Distance

    $25.00
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  • Panic at the Costco Patch

    $10.00

    Panic at the Costco Patch

    $10.00
  • Panic at the Costco Sticker

    $5.00

    Panic at the Costco Cock sticker Dont Forget the TP!

    $5.00
  • Face Mask

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    Do not order other items with masks or it will delay shipping orders. We are currently making these and your order will ship in a could days if n...

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    SOE Quarantine T Shirt

    $25.00

    Quarantine and chill Red or Blue

    $25.00
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  • Corona Cock Patch

    $10.00

    4.5w x 4t

    $10.00