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  • One More Tank Top shirt

    $15.00

    Red, Royal Blue and toxic green are unisex tanks that fit like our T shirts. Pink and Purple are ladies fitted Racer back Tanks.

    $15.00
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    One More Gym Towel

    $15.00

    11" x 16" 100% cotton

    $15.00
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  • Multicam Black Cock Patches

    $12.00

    100 percent embroidery multicam cock patches.   Red, royal blue, toxic green, and hot pink.   3" tall x 4" wide

    $12.00
  • 1776 Flag T Shirt

    $15.00

    Unisex athletic fit or ladies fitted v neck

    $15.00
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    Statue of Liberty Shirt

    $15.00

    Statue of liberty over the preamble to the constitution.

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  • SOE X T-shirt

    $15.00

    Choose red, toxic green, royal blue or  ladies fitted v neck in pink or purple 

    $15.00
  • MCB Round Logo T Shirt

    $15.00

    Red, Royal Blue and Toxic Green on a unisex athletic fit t shirt. Hot Pink on ladies fitted v neck t shirts

    $15.00
  • LV Combat Cock T-Shirt

    $25.00

    Red and Blue in unisex t shirt Bright Pink in fitted Ladies V Necks  

    $25.00
  • .45 ACP Tshirt

    $25.00

    Choose Red or Blue

    $25.00
  • 7.62 x 51 T Shirt

    $15.00

    Choose red or blue

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  • 9mm T shirt

    $15.00

    Pick Red or Blue

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    SOE Always T-Shirt

    $25.00

    Athletic fit.  Super soft. Model wearing size Medium

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    Get Shit Done Gym Towel

    $15.00

    100% cotton 11" x 18" size towel  Perfect for your workout

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    Expeditionary Round logo ZIP UP Hoodie

    $75.00

    Round logo on Back and left chest Website on hood MITMFUSA Down Right Sleeve Heavy Duty polyester/cotton water-resistant fleece body  80% Polyest...

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    Slap your Co-Worker Day Mystery Item

    $25.00

    Ever  wanted to slap an irritating co-worker? Well tomorrow (Oct. 23rd) is National Slap Your Irritating Co-Worker Day Maybe you will maybe you won...

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  • Umbrella Cock T-Shirt

    $15.00

    Choose from Red, Blue or Toxic green in a fitted Unisex T shirt. Pink v neck Ladies fitted T shirt

    $15.00
  • Platform 503 Tshirt

    $15.00

    Platform 503 Choose from Red or blue

    $15.00
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    CM4L Masked Beauty Patch

    $10.00

    Masked Beauty. Choose from Red, Blue, Green or pink

    $10.00
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    Jackolantern soe patch

    $10.00

    SAO Jack O lantern patch. We made these over a decade ago during halloween.

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    Ladies CM4L Masked Beauty Racerback Tank Top

    $20.00

    Ladies fitted RacerBack Tank top. Printing on front only. Edges surged but not folded.

    $20.00
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    Major League Cock Patch

    $10.00

    3.5" Wide by 2.25" Tall

    $10.00
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  • Major League Cock T-Shirt

    $15.00

    Choose from Red, White and Blue or Red, White and Black.  Next Level T shirts. Super soft. Small Image on front, Large image on Back and website ad...

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    Ice Cream Sandwich Day Mystery Order

    $25.00

    DO NOT ORDER WITH OTHER ITEMS!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NO Discounts! $25.00 each. Buy one or twenty. These will ship this week. You know ...

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    Official Orgasm Day Mystery Order

    $25.00

    DO NOT ORDER WITH OTHER ITEMS!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Official "Orgasm Day" Mystery item. Want something fun and cool and totally usable afte...

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  • LIMITED!!!!!!Cock Copper Mugs, Cock Copper Pints and Cock'teryx glasses

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    Copper pieces are numbered. Only 12 of each of those. ************Glasses are NOT numbered*******************  

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    No Panties Day Mystery Item

    $25.00

    Order one or order 10. You guys know these always have multiple uses and you know you always want more than one.   Panty, panties, pussy cover, wha...

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  • CC Cock Patch

    $10.00

    Red, Royal Blue, Toxic Green, Hot Pink and Tiff Blue.  Get a matching shirt here!

    $10.00
  • CC Cock T-Shirts

    $15.00

    Red, Blue and Toxic are Mens style Shirts. Pink are Ladies, Fitted, V necks.  Round Logo on one shoulder and website address on the other.  Get the...

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    Limited Edition Rusted Strider Cock Patch

    $50.00

    Rusted, patina coated cock patch with hook velcro on the back to attach to all your loops! Get one while you can. Very limited stock. The photos do...

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  • Cock'Teryx Patch

    $10.00

    3.25" x 3.25"

    $10.00
  • Run SOE Patch

    $10.00

    3.25" x 3.25" Embroidered Patch

    $10.00
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    Red Death Card T-Shirt

    $15.00

    Black. Next level brand. Athletic fit. Super soft feel.

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  • Blue Death Card T-Shirt

    $15.00

    Black. Next level brand. Athletic fit. Super soft feel.

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    SOE For Life Beanie

    $20.00

    SOE For Life!  Keep you head warm and the chicks hot.

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    SOE For Life Coffee Mug

    $20.00

    Drink your caffeinated (or decaf) beverages in  style with ourSOE For Life logo coffee mug.  Show everyone what you are about! Choose from Red, Ro...

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    SOE Crosshairs Insulated 16 oz Tumbler

    $30.00

    Description Vacuum-insulated stainless steel beverage bottle. Vacuum insulation keeps your drink fresh and helps maintain the perfect temperature...

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    Cock of the Woods Roll On Cologne 5ml

    $20.00

    Same Great fragrance in a smaller, easier to carry roll on The handcrafted synergetic aroma of SOE’s The Cock of the Woods cologne can help ma...

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  • SOE for Life T-Shirt

    $15.00

    Black. Next level brand. Athletic fit. Super soft feel. Choose from Toxic Green, Royal Blue, or Red 

    $15.00