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High grade leather beer coozie embossed with our round MITMFUSA logo. Nice heavy red cord stitching sets them off and really gives them that classy...

Genuine Zippo lighters. Laser engraved with SOE logos.

full titanium Cockoflaged Key-Bar. full titanium with titanium pocket clips that have been nitro coated then the pattern was lasered on.  

Limited run. Real Snapback adjustable ball cap with embroidered combat cock on front.

Limited run. Real flexfit ball cap with embroidered combat cock on front.

Work Hard, Play Harder  3.5" round  

Will hold generic poof brand or nerf brand foam football.

Versace of velcro.   GOLD foil thread 3.5" woven patch    

Making More Hater One Cock At A Time 3.5" round woven patch    

We asked Smith & Bradley to make us some watches. They did a brilliant job. Available is all black or brushed stainless case. ' All of the whit...

Bobafet/SOE beanie PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Red Storm Trooper PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Versace of velcro.    3.5" pvc patch    

Making More Hater One Cock At A Time 3.5" round PVC    

Sebastian "Baby Head" Party cock patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Eric "Smiley" man patch  4" tall x 2.25 wide

Heather says "These Hoes Ain't Loyal" patch.  3.5"    

32 Ounce S.O.E. Logo  sport bottle  

Charlatan Tactical ranger tab 1.5" tall x 3" wide. Velcro backed  

Our very own Tactical Poblo. SOE logo on his beanie and shirts and the box reads American made baddassery.  4" tall x 2.25 wide. Velcro backed.  

Go fart on a dick from fart on dicks nick.Off fellow.  3" wide x 2" tall  

 glow in the dark cock patch   1.25" x 1.25"    

Jesus approves 3.25" tall x 5.00" wide    

Lance's mom says no cussing 3.25" tall x 2.75" wide