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    Versace of velcro woven patch

    $10.00

    Versace of velcro.   GOLD foil thread 3.5" woven patch    

    $10.00
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    Making More Haters One Cock At A Time woven Patch

    $10.00

    Making More Hater One Cock At A Time 3.5" round woven patch    

    $10.00
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    SOE/S&B watch

    from $500.00

    We asked Smith & Bradley to make us some watches. They did a brilliant job. Available is all black or brushed stainless case. ' All of the whit...

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  • Bobfet PVC patch

    $10.00

    Bobafet/SOE beanie PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

    $10.00
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    Red Storm Trooper PVC patch

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    Red Storm Trooper PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

    $10.00
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    Versace of velcro PVC patch

    $10.00

    Versace of velcro.    3.5" pvc patch    

    $10.00
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    Making More Haters One Cock At A Time pvc Patch

    $10.00

    Making More Hater One Cock At A Time 3.5" round PVC    

    $10.00
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    Sebastian "Party Cock" Patch

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    Sebastian "Baby Head" Party cock patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

    $10.00
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  • Smiley man patch

    $10.00

    Eric "Smiley" man patch  4" tall x 2.25 wide

    $10.00
  • Heather "Hoes ain't loyal" patch

    $10.00

    Heather says "These Hoes Ain't Loyal" patch.  3.5"    

    $10.00
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    sport bottle

    from $10.00

    32 Ounce S.O.E. Logo  sport bottle  

    from $10.00
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    Charlatan Tactical ranger tab

    $10.00

    Charlatan Tactical ranger tab 1.5" tall x 3" wide. Velcro backed  

    $10.00
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  • Shipping Cholo Patch

    $10.00

    Our very own Tactical Poblo. SOE logo on his beanie and shirts and the box reads American made baddassery.  4" tall x 2.25 wide. Velcro backed.  

    $10.00
  • Fart On Dicks

    $10.00

    Go fart on a dick from fart on dicks nick.Off fellow.  3" wide x 2" tall  

    $10.00
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    Ranger eye cock patch

    $10.00

     glow in the dark cock patch   1.25" x 1.25"    

    $10.00
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    Jesus approves Patch

    $10.00

    Jesus approves 3.25" tall x 5.00" wide    

    $10.00
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    Lance's mom says no cussing

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    Lance's mom says no cussing 3.25" tall x 2.75" wide    

    $10.00
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    Work Hard/Play Harder patch

    $10.00

    Work Hard, Play Harder  3.5" round  

    $10.00
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    Pantie Dropper

    $10.00

    Pantie dropper woven patch.  3" round  Oh, your wearing SOE? Well, I wont be needing these then.

    $10.00
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    Womens This Is My Cock regular T-shirt

    from $25.00

     This Is My Cock and I Can Stick It Where I Want.   These are regular style t-shirt. The Cock logo and the front and the back are hot pink though t...

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    Shipping ninja patch-----OUT OF STOCK-----DO NOT ORDER

    $10.00

    Shipping ninja woven velcro backed patch.    3" tall x 2" wide   SOE logo over right titty.

    $10.00
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    Eat A Dick Tech PVC Patch/Coaster

    $10.00

    Rubber type material with a velcro backing to attach any place you have velcro. With a careful hand and a razor blade you can easily slice the stit...

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    $10.00
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  • Beer Coozie hanger

    $35.00

    This Beer Coozie includes padded insulation. PALS on the outside to attach to gear and just look badass covering your beer or soda can. Velcro to a...

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    $35.00
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    Crying towel

    $15.00

    For sniveling little bitches with hurt pussies. SOE hurt your feelings? But you a closet fan still? Now you can cry yourself to sleep with your own...

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    $15.00
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