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    Jesus approves Patch

    $10.00

    Jesus approves 3.25" tall x 5.00" wide    

    $10.00
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    Lance's mom says no cussing

    $10.00

    Lance's mom says no cussing 3.25" tall x 2.75" wide    

    $10.00
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    Work Hard/Play Harder patch

    $10.00

    Work Hard, Play Harder  3.5" round  

    $10.00
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    Pantie Dropper

    $10.00

    Pantie dropper woven patch.  3" round  Oh, your wearing SOE? Well, I wont be needing these then.

    $10.00
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    Womens This Is My Cock regular T-shirt

    from $25.00

     This Is My Cock and I Can Stick It Where I Want.   These are regular style t-shirt. The Cock logo and the front and the back are hot pink though t...

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    Shipping ninja patch-----OUT OF STOCK-----DO NOT ORDER

    $10.00

    Shipping ninja woven velcro backed patch.    3" tall x 2" wide   SOE logo over right titty.

    $10.00
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    Eat A Dick Tech PVC Patch/Coaster

    $10.00

    Rubber type material with a velcro backing to attach any place you have velcro. With a careful hand and a razor blade you can easily slice the stit...

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    $10.00
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  • Beer Coozie hanger

    $35.00

    This Beer Coozie includes padded insulation. PALS on the outside to attach to gear and just look badass covering your beer or soda can. Velcro to a...

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    $35.00
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    Crying towel

    $15.00

    For sniveling little bitches with hurt pussies. SOE hurt your feelings? But you a closet fan still? Now you can cry yourself to sleep with your own...

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    $15.00
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  • Big Cock

    from $30.00

     These are not your normal black combat cocks. These cocks are much larger. The Big Black cocks are a bigger version of our Combat Cocks. The comba...

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    Keep Calm and Grab your cock T-shirt

    from $26.00

    Keep Calm and Grab Your Cock. Unless you don't have a cock then grab someone else's cock who you like. These t-shirts are mans sizes so If you gal...

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    This Is My Cock T-shirt

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     SOE Combat Cock T-shirt. Where do you stick you cock? 

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    Womens This Is My Cock fitted T-shirt

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     This Is My Cock and I Can Stick It Where I Want.   These are Women's size babydoll style shirt. The Cock logo and the front and the back are hot p...

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  • Her Cock Sticker 3.5" tall x 3.25" wide
    Where do you stick you cock 3.5" tall x 3.25" wide
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    Limited edition Stickers

    $5.00

     The sticker on this page are ran in very small number and are a higher quality than the other we offer at a lower price point. They are run in muc...

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    $5.00
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  • 18" x 18" pillow cases and covers

    $45.00

     We make these in 12" x 12", 16" x 16", and 18" x 18". We offer them with the pillow inside or just the cover and you can provide you own pillow in...

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    $45.00
  • 16" x 16" pillow cases and covers

    from $25.00

     We make these in 12" x 12", 16" x 16", and 18" x 18". We offer them with the pillow inside or just the cover and you can provide you own pillow in...

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  • 12" x 12" Pillow cover and pillows.

    from $25.00

     We make these in 12" x 12", 16" x 16", and 18" x 18". We offer them with the pillow inside or just the cover and you can provide you own pillow in...

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  • Round Logo T-Shirt

    $25.00

     Chest Logo on Front Full Size Logo on Back.  

    $25.00
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    Combat Cock Beanie

    $15.00

     A little cock goes a long way on these beanies. Available in black, OD, and Brown. Keep you head warm and the chicks hot.

    $15.00
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  • Christmas Stockings

    from $45.00

    These warrior size stockings are a huge 18" x 7" and are big enough to hold all that kit that you have been wanting. Leave subtle hints as to want ...

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    MITMFUSA (Made In The MotherFucking USA) woven patch 3.5"

    $10.00

    3.5" MITMFUSA (Made In The MotherFucking USA) woven patch. Velcro backed.

    $10.00
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    Santa Hat Patch

    $10.00

    Rep OSOE wherever you may roam (and especially at Christmas) with our new 'Made in the motherfucking USA' Santa hat patch with sew on hook velcro b...

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    O.S.O.E. Combat Cock Coffee Mug

    $20.00

    Drink your caffeinated (or decaf) beverages in Original S.O.E. style with our S.O.E. Combat Cock coffee mug. 

    $20.00
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    O.S.O.E. Logo Beanie

    $15.00

    Protect your brain from zombies (and freezing) with our S.O.E. beanie. Featuring the MITMFUSA logo which is tested tried and true to repel all thos...

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    $15.00
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