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No ETA. Could be a few days, could be a few weeks.  No discounts. If you use one, you will be cancelled. There are only 100 available. Get it now. 

No ETA. Could be a few days, could be a few weeks.  No discounts. If you use one, you will be cancelled. Do not order other items with this order.

No ETA. Could be a few days, could be a few weeks.  No discounts. If you use one, you will be cancelled. Do not order other items with this order.

READ ALL THE WORDS   No ETA. Could be a few days, could be a few weeks.  No discounts. If you use one, you will be cancelled. Do not order other it...

READ ALL THE WORDS  You give us 100 bucks and we will send you whatever the fuck we want you to have. No ETA. Could be a few days, could be a few w...

READ ALL THE WORDS The price will go up every now and then so the sooner you get in the less you pay.  You give us 100 bucks and we will send you w...

READ ALL THE WORDS   INCLUDE IN THE NOTES: shoe size, hat size, pant size.    Do not order other items with this order.   Yes you can use the la...

READ ALL THE WORDS       Do not order other items with this order.   Yes you can use the labor day discount code (go find it. It's in the e-mail...

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DO NOT ORDER WITH OTHER ITEMS!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NO Discounts! $25.00 each. Buy one or twenty. These will ship quick. You know you gu...

DO NOT ORDER WITH OTHER ITEMS!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NO Discounts! $25.00 each. Buy one or twenty. These will ship this week. You know ...

For the uninitiated, National Hot Dog Day may sound pretty straightforward. It’s a celebration of grilled wieners and toasted buns, and the long h...

Order one or order 10. You guys know these always have multiple uses and you know you always want more than one.   Panty, panties, pussy cover, wha...

DO NOT ORDER WITH OTHER ITEMS!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Official "Orgasm Day" Mystery item. Want something fun and cool and totally usable afte...

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Ever  wanted to slap an irritating co-worker? Well tomorrow (Oct. 23rd) is National Slap Your Irritating Co-Worker Day Maybe you will maybe you won...