Swag

Not my new normal    logo on front and back.

Red with subdued black

SOE For Life!  Keep you head warm and the chicks hot.

Drink your caffeinated (or decaf) beverages in  style with our Cock'teryx logo coffee mug.  Satin black/red with logo on front and back. Cock'teryx...

Featuring the SOE Cock'teryx logo which is tested, tried, and true to repel all those unsavory types!       100% acrylic knit Durable stretch kni...

Embroidered beanie. 

Bandit skull SOE for life patch   4" tall x 2" wide    

Tattooed knuckles Made In The Muther Fuckin U S A 2" tall x 4" wide    

WWJWD bearded jesus fish patch 2" tall x 3" wide    

 Multicam Black W/ glossy Red Vinyl cock patches       All are 2.5" x 2.5"   Hook velcro on back.          

The S.O.E./Aklys BOOMShot 40mm shot Glass. Guaranteed to survive taking you from zero to hero no matter the field of battle. Made in the USA.   Ano...

Work Hard, Play Harder  3.5" round  

Will hold generic poof brand or nerf brand foam football.

Versace of velcro.   GOLD foil thread 3.5" woven patch    

Making More Hater One Cock At A Time 3.5" round woven patch    

Bobafet/SOE beanie PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Red Storm Trooper PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Versace of velcro.    3.5" pvc patch    

Making More Hater One Cock At A Time 3.5" round PVC    

Sebastian "Baby Head" Party cock patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Eric "Smiley" lego man patch  4" tall x 2.25 wide

Heather says "These Hoes Ain't Loyal" patch.  3.5"    

32 Ounce S.O.E. Logo  sport bottle  

Charlatan Tactical ranger tab 1.5" tall x 3" wide. Velcro backed  

Our very own Tactical Poblo. SOE logo on his beanie and shirts and the box reads American made baddassery.  4" tall x 2.25 wide. Velcro backed.  

Go fart on a dick from fart on dicks nick.Off fellow.  3" wide x 2" tall  

 glow in the dark cock patch   1.25" x 1.25"    

Jesus approves 3.25" tall x 5.00" wide    

Lance's mom says no cussing 3.25" tall x 2.75" wide    

Work Hard, Play Harder  3.5" round  

Pantie dropper woven patch.  3" round  Oh, your wearing SOE? Well, I wont be needing these then.

Shipping ninja woven velcro backed patch.    3" tall x 2" wide   SOE logo over right titty.

Rubber type material with a velcro backing to attach any place you have velcro. With a careful hand and a razor blade you can easily slice the stit...

Keep Calm and Grab Your Cock. Unless you don't have a cock then grab someone else's cock who you like. These t-shirts are mans sizes so If you gal...

 The sticker on this page are ran in very small number and are a higher quality than the other we offer at a lower price point. They are run in muc...