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  • NOT my New Normal Coffee Mug

    $15.00

    Not my new normal    logo on front and back.

    $15.00
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    SOE Supreme MITMFUSA T Shirt

    $25.00

    Red with subdued black

    $25.00
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    SOE For Life Beanie

    $20.00

    SOE For Life!  Keep you head warm and the chicks hot.

    $20.00
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    Cock'teryx Logo Coffee Mug

    $20.00

    Drink your caffeinated (or decaf) beverages in  style with our Cock'teryx logo coffee mug.  Satin black/red with logo on front and back. Cock'teryx...

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    black/red Cock'teryx Beanie

    $24.00

    Featuring the SOE Cock'teryx logo which is tested, tried, and true to repel all those unsavory types!       100% acrylic knit Durable stretch kni...

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    $24.00
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    All Seeing Cock Beanie

    $15.00

    Embroidered beanie. 

    $15.00
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  • SOE for Life Patch

    $10.00

    Bandit skull SOE for life patch   4" tall x 2" wide    

    $10.00
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    M.I.T.M.F.U.S.A Knuckles Patch

    $10.00

    Tattooed knuckles Made In The Muther Fuckin U S A 2" tall x 4" wide    

    $10.00
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  • What Would John Willis Do Patch

    $10.00

    Square what would john willis do patch 3" tall x 4" wide    

    $10.00
  • WWJWD Bearded Fish Patch

    $10.00

    WWJWD bearded jesus fish patch 2" tall x 3" wide    

    $10.00
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    lazer cut cock patches

    $20.00

     Multicam Black W/ glossy Red Vinyl cock patches       All are 2.5" x 2.5"   Hook velcro on back.          

    $20.00
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    SOE/Aklys 40mm shot glass

    $25.00

    The S.O.E./Aklys BOOMShot 40mm shot Glass. Guaranteed to survive taking you from zero to hero no matter the field of battle. Made in the USA.   Ano...

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    $25.00
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    Work Hard/Play Harder sticker

    $5.00

    Work Hard, Play Harder  3.5" round  

    $5.00
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  • Nerf Football Cover

    $35.00

    Will hold generic poof brand or nerf brand foam football.

    $35.00
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    Versace of velcro woven patch

    $10.00

    Versace of velcro.   GOLD foil thread 3.5" woven patch    

    $10.00
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    Making More Haters One Cock At A Time woven Patch

    $10.00

    Making More Hater One Cock At A Time 3.5" round woven patch    

    $10.00
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  • Bobfet PVC patch

    $10.00

    Bobafet/SOE beanie PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

    $10.00
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    Red Storm Trooper PVC patch

    $10.00

    Red Storm Trooper PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

    $10.00
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    Versace of velcro PVC patch

    $10.00

    Versace of velcro.    3.5" pvc patch    

    $10.00
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    Making More Haters One Cock At A Time pvc Patch

    $10.00

    Making More Hater One Cock At A Time 3.5" round PVC    

    $10.00
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    Sebastian "Party Cock" Patch

    $10.00

    Sebastian "Baby Head" Party cock patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

    $10.00
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  • Smiley Lego man patch

    $10.00

    Eric "Smiley" lego man patch  4" tall x 2.25 wide

    $10.00
  • Heather "Hoes ain't loyal" patch

    $10.00

    Heather says "These Hoes Ain't Loyal" patch.  3.5"    

    $10.00
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    sport bottle

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    32 Ounce S.O.E. Logo  sport bottle  

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